The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
