I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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