I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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