3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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