Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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