I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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