Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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