people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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