Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it hurts more in the daytime
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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