You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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