I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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