Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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