gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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