Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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