I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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