I must be too annoying 4 u.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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