I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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