have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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