We won't sleep together?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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