Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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