yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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