windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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