At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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