I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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