Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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