Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
