we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
