I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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