scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Oh Jesus.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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