That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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