I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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