Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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