road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She's the barista slut.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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