You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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