So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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