its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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