so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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