so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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