so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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