Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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