Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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