in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i dont even know how to be here
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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