Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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