She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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