barbara walters just said penis...
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
It's just like the Real World with babies
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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