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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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