wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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