News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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