Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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