I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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