I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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