How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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