So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have aggressive nipples.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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